Are you like me?

Do you ever say to yourself: "I want to get into a fight..."
And then add to it: "... but against someone I can beat."

Sometimes I feel like I want to just get into a scrap with someone. I want some guy to do something wrong/inconsiderate, and then when I point a finger at him, he fires off and throws a punch at me. And then I want to whoop his butt - just to prove to myself that I can and to teach him a good lesson. But com'on, no one wants to get into a fight just to come out getting his butt kicked. I don't want to go head-to-head with the wrong guy where he leaves the scene walking away and spitting on a beatened Kevin. That scenario just wouldn't fulfill my tustling fantasy. I want to win, and win convincingly.

Sigh. It's just so hard to tell these day whose ass you can kick.