My Christmas tree is up now. Thanks to B who donated a tree to each sibling, we can now share a bit of Christmas spirit in our respective homes. It stands a towering twelve inches high, further heightened by its position on a DVD player, which is on a fridge, which is on a TV stand. So, besides my armoire, it's the tallest thing in my room.

"Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree."

(yes, that's really how the song goes!)