Here's a fun toilet fact:

For guys at least, when you hoist yourself on a toilet with the urge to both pee and poo, you will always start peeing first. I've tried several times disprove this, but to no avail. I try to hold the frontside, and release the backside, but there's always a trickle before the drop. Let me know if your experiment find otherwise.

Or just take it as a thought you can sit on. (Get it? SIT on? ... uh huh)