The wrong kind of stain...

I don't know how many times I've done this. I'm enjoying a mug of steamed milk with a shot of caramel just before heading out of the house. Then, somehow, I manage to split a little on my pants just off the crotch area. Well, it's milk, so it's not really colored... and then the caramel content makes it dry a little stiff, making it obvious there's a stain (while still with no color). These kinds of stains should not be hanging out near the crotch area. They're a cause for misunderstanding and poor assumptions.