HEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAWWWWWW!! Would you like to be a donkey? Our Mexican travelling musical troop is looking for a hardworking person willing to be a donkey for us and carry our bags and equipment. Have you ever watched The Three Amigos and said to yourself "I wish I could be a donkey too!" Well, today's your day because here's your chance! We will generously pay you 125 pesetas a week, and provide you with drinking water (on hot days only) and soaked bread. For more information, please call Los Hijos de Putas at 1-800-HEE-HAWW.

Applicant must have strong legs with no history of back problems.