I don't want to say I'm brilliant... but I'm brilliant! I love coming up with creative ideas for inventions. Here's one that I think is awesome.

The Stuff:

I would love to invent some kind of drug (food, let's call it food) that would temporarily give the ingestor acute laryngitis. This food, when taken, would cause the larynx to inflame and swell, kind of like that happens when we shout too much at a club over loud music. The result? Peace and quiet.

The Application:

Can't stand your boss's constant nagging? Slip a little of this in his/her coffee and enjoy a day of harmonious zen-like tranquility.

For cat and dog owners, this food cleverly mixed in with that pussy/doggy chow, will save you from waking up early in the morning to out the pet.

Honestly, this can't be that difficult to invent. There are currently hundreds if not thousands of drugs on the market that reduce swelling. We just need the reverse effect. Of course, FDA approval may be harder to come by.