I stubbed my pinky toe and it hurt a lot.

Why are pinky toes so darned wimpy? They are the wimpiest toes and certainly the most susceptible to injury. It doesn't matter what you hit, it hurts. You could clip your toe off the corner of an empty cardboard shoebox and be cursing ridiculous words that would land the most devoted faithful in Hell.

Fortunately, the pain usually goes away quickly (unless you break your toe) - and is soon forgotten.