I must admit, peeing is much more fun when there's a target. Perhaps a mint in the urinal that makes a greenish cocktail as you douse it; or the urinal cake's plastic web cover that channels pee into various directions as you hit it at different spots; maybe its the ice that reminds you of the coming of spring in the way it melts away when showered in warm yellow fluid; it's just someone's gum that just sits there so innocently; or someone else's forgotten pubes. Perhaps it's the bubbles formed when you pee into a toilet, which give meaning in a decorative design. And these are just daily examples, aside from those when peeing outside (think snow and in forest).

Pee isn't just for physical relief... It's for comic relief.