Marketing is a beautiful thing. It can take a mundane P.O.S. and make it sound fabulous with everything you want. Ever think what you might call some everyday things if you had the power?

• Hundai Justenough


• Pontiac AtoBbutnotC


• A box of Kleenex WetSnotOnYourHands


• Randy River Shink-in-Wash shirts


• Versace OverPriced&Ugly Signature Fall line-up


• Perrier Fizzypee


• Adidas notSuitableForDroopyBalls running shorts


• McDonald's McLardass, McCalories, McLovehandles

How would you rename some common products out there?