There are a lot of colorful unofficial terms in the English language that are conceived simply through the vivid, flexible, and contorted imaginations of those around us. I heard a good one yesterday as I was talking to my buddy at work. He told me about his friend who once said "I have to go home first and drop a deuce." I couldn't help but to laugh my ass sideways when I heard this, so I've decided to integrate it into my vocabulary.

Do you have any colorful terms to share with us?